FED UP WITH GETTING LOW NUMBERS OF USELESS VISITORS TO MY WEBSITE

PLURALIZATION- the act of transforming a noun pertaining to a single object/subject into a noun pertaining to multiple objects/subjects

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“Fed up with getting low numbers of useless visitors to your website?” this is one of the comments that was awaiting me this evening in my ‘spam’ section. i must say i laughed pretty hard. the commenter then went on to say how they had this amazing way that i could rake in the cash using this site and no longer had to be a visitor-less site manager person…..or something like that.

i of course thought that this was hilarious because… well… i dont exactly have millions of visitors obsessively checking their subscriptions to this site daily. hahaha but what can i expect?!

HAS ANYBODY NOTICED THAT I HAVEN’T POSTED ON THIS SITE SINCE JULY OF LAAAST YEEEAARR?!?!?!?!?! *echo.. echo… echooo…*

i am a very bad Co-Prez. i apologize to anybody and everybody that will ever see this!

i also find it extremely hilarious that half the posts on this site kind of have the same exact content: ‘wow! it sure has been a while! im Lizzy-wa in case you forgot! im so sorry! bad Co-Prez! bad!’ and then i posted a few more times and thennn….. repeat! (several months or even years later of course)

so naturally when i came across a lovely person named Jessi repeatedly commenting OVER and OVER about how this place was completely deserted and kind of sucked, i of course had to POST! i would also like to thank the random spammer that notified my of my low visitor count in such a… delicate way… NOT!

so i would really really like to continue posting on here. there isnt too much to post about… but i am VERY open to ideas. we could always talk about Scott-la’s other books too of course.

i am very very depressed that a certain JILLIAN came onto this site, posted once, taunted us with confidential Midnighters news, and then left because nobody replied. schzeezsh. everybody knows you have to check back here every month or so… hahah just kidding Jillian. but seriously if you come back and tell us what that was all about (i think she actually said that like… a year ago…) i would love you!

-Co-Prez OUT! :mrgreen:

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